Okay I'll make it easy for everyone and tell you my choice. I don't want everyone being too scared to choose. I'm not posting this to make fun of anyone, or give anyone hell. I just think it's a funny question that really puts sexuality in a very gray place.

Me and my wife discussed it. We both went with Bailey. It's not too much of a stretch for her. She has an appreciation for female beauty and the other part is a non-issue for her. I went with Bailey because she is on every account a woman. Except for one tiny detail...well a not so tiny at all detail. That's the tough pill to swallow.

The problem is that I have a ridiculous gag reflex. I mean it's brutal. I can't even hold things in my teeth larger than a toothpick without wretching. I once was carrying groceries into my house and had both hands full and my keys were in my pocket. Without thinking about it I put the loops of the grocery bag in my mouth and grabbed my keys. It was two seconds later I had a front door covered in puke and a bag of groceries I had to wash in the sink. Brushing my teeth is like diffusing a bomb, one tiny slip up and it's game over.

So I thought maybe Buck. It's technically the non-gay answer and it's on the lowest difficulty setting. But, I don't know. The dude is a dude. It makes the non gay act far gayer than the gay one.

I have a gay friend that I'm dying to ask this question because he acts like breasts are spiders when he sees them and he's even worse about vaginas. Girls I've found always go team Bailey.

So tell me, which would you choose?

that or you can make fun of me.

either way good times.

added running totals.

I can't believe Jerrmy...he will be missed.

Our nightmares shall live forever.